is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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