I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Yβall did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.π
I need to align my fucking chakras
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
Randomize
