i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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