Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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