he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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