so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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