You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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