yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Randomize
