found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
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