David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
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