FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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