"it" just moved
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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