He is such a slut. More and more my type.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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