I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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