I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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