dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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