I just saw a hot homeless man
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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