PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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