And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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