Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
