turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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