She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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