i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Who died my cat blue again?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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