I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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