im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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