I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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