Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
there was a trapeze. enough said
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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