how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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