I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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