Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
