the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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