We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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