I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
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