I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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