I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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