I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
Randomize
