There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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