I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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