so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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