I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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