Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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