it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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