do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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