Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
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