dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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