Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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