Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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