I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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