Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Randomize
