Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I'm too high and old for this...
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
