I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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