I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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