Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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